collection of funny stories

Here is a collection of funny stories that will be updated to provide light entertainment for those of you who are working in an atmosphere of distress ... please enjoy this article....A collection of funny stories humor.

Funny story - Strange Medicine 
Patient: Doc, please help cure my disease. I often walk at bedtime.

Doctor: It's a box that can solve your problem. Every night, when you are getting ready for bed, sprinkle the contents of the box on the floor around your bed.

Patient: What is this box, Doc? whether a type of sedative powder? 
Doctor: Not. This box of tacks.

Patient: Ha! (with gawking eyes).

Funny story - failed to prevent pregnancy
A mother to see a doctor to check pregnancy... Doctors: Loh! it's mother the other day that check, is pregnant again?

Mother: yes doc?
Doctor: what is contraceptive that I gave the other day, does not you drink?. 
Mother: I drink doc!

Doctor: then why do mother can get pregnant??

Mother: yes, how do not want to get pregnant doc, drugs just to neck, my underwear is up to the knee.

Cockatoo 
In a bird shop, have 2 parrot. Both birds are different, which one likes to sing and the other one just silent, come someone wants to buy a parrot. He said to the bird seller: 
Buyer: How much is this parrot ...??

Seller: If that love to sing it 500 dollars, while is silent 1,000 dollars. 
Buyer: lho..why is bird that likes singing cheaper than that just stay quiet. 
Seller: yah .... clearly different because that silent bird is his song creator.

Crying of A Mother

A unfortunate family, finally figured out that one of their daughters to work as a prostitute in the big city.. The mother was sobbing. 
"Why are you crying?" neighbors asked, "What has happened has happened, that is important we always pray,, may she soon realized."
Wiping her tears away, the mother replied haltingly..."I weep not for that, but I was moved to tears because She was the only child of six siblings who eventually managed to get a job."

Funny story – Weapon eat master 
A reporter was covering the event of an accident. Because a lot of people who gathered around the crash site, the reporter can not break through to see the victim from close ..After thinking hard, the reporter get the idea. "move aside all, I am the victim's father!" he "Sure enough ..... the crowd let him pass. All eyes were directed to the journalist. (In the hearts of the journalist said:" It worked too!) When he reached the middle of the crowd, he was stunned to see ... a monkey child lying helplessly !

Wrong entering in the room 
hastily,a mistress into a room  that she thought it was the doctor's office. 
Mistress: "Doctor, what's wrong my body?"

a man: "Madam, you are too fat, your powder too thick, your lipstick is too red, your hair needs to be painted, you are too much smoke, and another..you are wrong into the room. doctor is in the next room. I am just newspaper carrier. "

Funny story - Divorced 
Judge: Why would you want get divorced?..Udin: It does not fit anymore, Mr. Judge.

Judge: Why could not fit anymore?indeed who has changed the size..

Students Harleys 

In class, a senior lecturer being berated his students:

Lecturer: "just answer only not capable, eh!!! instead joking and chatting casually. Answering questions is also no one knows, so it's useless this lecture, well .. Now who was dumb standing!!" The professor snapped. A few minutes there was silence.. Suddenly from the back seat a student standing. Lecturer: "So you are absolutely sure, you're the fool that???" No sir, I just can not bear to see Mr. lecturers stand alone."

Funny story policeman, prostitutes and a grandmother

Police raided several prostitutes ​​and herded them to the police station for questioning one by one.
because prostitutes who caught very much, queuing up to exit the police station fence. not long then, Gone are a grandmother who would buy kerosene.
due to see the crowds, the grandmother ask questions to prostitutes who stand at the very back of the queue.
granddaughter, you are in the queue for what ??

because ashamed to frank, the prostitutes replied casually, were queue for candy, Grandma.

prostitutes so shocked in fact the grandmother it was also queuing up.

prostitutes ask the question, what are you doing, Grandma?. Grandma would also queuing up candy, grandchild....short story the grandmother came their turn to be interrogated

so surprised the police officers to see grandmother who had been frail was counted in the queue prostitutes. 
with great care the police ask the question, what is grandma still able to? the grandmother replied with a vibrating tone because age that had old, if just sucking anyway, grandma still okay, grandchild .... !

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